You haven't read Good Omens? Come on, man, there's no excuse for that. :P Get it out of the library or whatever. Just. Reeeead it. :|
Also, oh wow those guys are super IC. Must... resist... urge to stalk... I AM STALKING TOO MANY RPS ALREADY DANG IT

(Oh man I totally forgot when Jay's birthday was. That's uh. That's a little troubling. D: Well, has he ever tried to jump you off a cliff with his mind? If he has I think you should start worrying.)