(Yes, I am aware that no one in my English class reads this LJ.)

Every time you pronounce a character's name wrong, A KITTEN DIES. Or at least some of my brain cells. Seriously, is it that hard to look them up in the pronunciation key at the back? If I hear "Serkie" for Circe one more time (I don't care how much you like Andy Serkis), I may have to hurt something. And I'm not even going to touch the horrendous job you did with Scylla and Charybdis...but getting their genders wrong, WTH? I can see maybe doing that with Charybdis, because, y'know, she's a whirlpool, but Scylla at least has a recognizable gender, and you could have just called them "it". I would have been okay with that. But they are not MALE, capisce?

On a completely unrelated note...

"They randomly stepped out of the common room only to be intercepted by the evil Lotions master,Professor Snap."

If you thought that was funny, for the love of all that is shiny, getcher butt over to babb_chronicles. Some stuff in there is, how shall we say, not worksafe, but you can ignore it easily enough. And don't forget to read the comments, as that's where the best stuff happens.