I just found out that National French Week ended on Tuesday and I missed it. Well, other than those lyrics in the subject, I can't speak a word of French anyway.

So O.A. and I were talking the other day, and we came up with a conspiry. (Yes, I know the word is "conspiracy".) See, Dom Monaghan has three middle names (Bernard Patrick Luke), and so has Dumbledore (Percival Wulfric Brian). So Dom is really Dumbledore. So if it's true, as some people claim, that Dumbledore is really Ron from the future or some such, then Ron is Dom and Dom is Ron, and so Ron is a hobbit! And Bob is awesome and Paul is dead, and I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob.

On an almost (but not completely) unrelated note, is it possible to get ink poisoning from writing on your hands?